When you want the secret to my omelets, I make em with yolks only…just whip up three or four yolks, no whites, toss in some bacon, cheese and hot sauce, flip a few times, put on a flour tortilla, and bam…all good.
This technique also doubles as a plan “A and a half”. I’m assuming plan “A” would be using protection and plan “B” involves some pill that turns your uterus upside down, forcing everything to drip out like instant coffee. But the Chinese have come with a step in between the two steps… Just suck out all the “yolk” right after the deed is done.
Plastic water bottle sure is thriftier than condoms, spermacide, diaphragms and morning after pills. That is until someone starts manufacturing a replacement.